Tuesday, April 6, 2010

I spend too much time worrying about ABC programming

It's true. I'm always trying to think of potential contestants for "Dancing With the Stars." Lou Ferrigno is atop my dream team. Bob Barker, Tiger Woods, and any female Saved By the Bell cast member (I'm talking to you Kapowski)... I'm giddy at the possibilities!


Eventually, the show will lose some sizzle, and when it does I've got an idea that is crazy enough to bring fans back, and sane enough to stay on the safe side of the shark tank.

The first same sex dance pairing.

No doubt you either love or hate this idea. It's a polarizing proposition, but can you imagine the ratings. The opportunity is particularly ripe this week.



Ricky Martin just came out of the closet. Pair him up. How about comedian Wanda Sykes? There'd be some gender bending, but it'd be a spectacle.

If DWTS was on Fox, this would've already happened... twice.

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