If I Could Ask Penn and Teller Anything...

...I'd ask if Teller gets a cut of all of Penn Jillette's personal appearances. Does Teller get paid for staying home?

He really should. Their whole schtick is that Teller doesn't talk while Penn talks enough for a neighborhood full of Snookis. They never, ever, ever break character. EVER!

That is the beautiful thing about these two magicians, and I admire Teller's dedication. That said, he can't cash in on endorsements, books or movie rolls like Penn can. Therefore he should get a cut - say 40% - of everything Penn does on his own. Yes, he should get paid for doing nothing.


Wouldn't it'd be funny if we found out Teller secretly has a violent temper?